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me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

(via whorville)

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via ruinedchildhood)

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skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

(via crunchier)

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